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3%
  



LeroysBoots 7:41 Thu Jan 26
The Fast Show
Now I'm a person of a certain age this resonates even more !

https://youtu.be/IQHdGaMxzxQ

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Far Cough 7:56 Thu Jan 26
Re: The Fast Show
ag ag ag, can I cum on your tits

ohgodno 1:05 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show
Suits You Sir! Was based on a man who worked in my local coop. He used to own a clothing shop in Brighton. He was entirely unaware this. Any interaction with him was fucking hilarious and exactly like dealing with the suits you guys but he was, deep down, a very sad man. People would cue just to be served by him because of the LOL's.

He disappeared from the shop about six months ago and i worry he's dead.

Noah 2:05 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show
Dave Angel!

PostmanPissed 2:21 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show
You ain't seen me right!

Benfleet Pete 12:47 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show
Ted, cabbage, your, broccoli, wife, carrot, is, potato, dead, parsnip.

Dan M 1:18 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show
ohgodno 1:05 Fri Jan 27

Suit you. Not suits you. Apparently it always pissed them off that the public would say it wrongly back to them.

Westham67 1:22 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show
hahaha good one

Pi Alpha Nu 1:37 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show
Arse!

Percy Dalton 1:42 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show
In a posh voice." Hello we're cockneys wouldn't you like to know".

Sniper 2:05 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show
I liked the final one where they turned it all on its head. Like the 'which was nice' guy going on the run from the law and his plane being forced to land at the nearest airport 'which was Nice'

Also yes the groundskeeper and the posh one in love with him was a surprisingly heartfelt tale in the end for a stupid catchphrase based sketch show

Eddie B 2:28 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show
Perfect pisstake of Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juIvwwPlCus

The_Phantom 3:08 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show
when a mate of mine went ring shopping with his wife to be, they went into a posh jewellers in London and was served by a man who sounded very much like the suit(s) you character(s).
When the assistant discovered that the rings chosen were actually in the sale he said to my mate, totally deadpan,
"Thats a result for Sir isn't it".

jools268 3:37 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show

Going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use.

Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait,
and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.

zebthecat 3:40 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show
I'm not pissed

Noah 5:35 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show
Shirley! Stop burning them tyres!

aldgate 5:51 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show
great show - roy and renee, competitive dad, swiss toni - more hits in one half hour than a lot of series manage these days
great pathos as well with ted and ralph, rowley birkin etc
funny and very well acted

Far Cough 5:55 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show
Billy Bleach, Roy and Renee are among my favourites with Rowley Birkin at number one

Far Cough 5:57 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show
Oh and checkout girl, in fact they are all brilliant including Brilliant kid

Dan M 5:57 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show
PUMA!

zebthecat 5:57 Fri Jan 27
Re: The Fast Show
That's Amazing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAj7S7lyHdA

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